Atheist Comedy: Jehovah God

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Repelled by the commercialism, war, and nonsense he sees around him, Jesus Christ tries to find the true meaning of Christmas.

QUESTION: "What's God's family Thanksgiving like?"

QUESTION: God, is it true that you hate fags?

QUESTION: How did Cain and Abel find wives and therefore reproduce?

QUESTION: If a religious wackjob complains about your page and no one is around to view it, does a Pope shit in the woods?

QUESTION: Whatever happened to living life to its fullest?

God talks to mortals on Facebook all the time.

VOTE GOD FOR US PRESIDENT!

God gives a shit about you. Give a shit about him. Vote for God

QUESTION: God, some d-bag made an anti-Muslim movie and this has led to riots and violence around the world. How do you feel about this?

QUESTION: God - why does my girlfriend scream your name during sex?

HEAVEN NEWS: A smiting in Washington D.C., Hippie Jesus political report, and Holy Spirit with the weather. Also, zombie apocalypse imminent.

Wow, I remember when this happened. What a stressful day. We were attacked by atheists and had no choice but to defend ourselves.