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The Sound of Muslims

In reply to the comments (with replies disabled) claiming that the Qur'an "correctly" describes how the Earth formed from clouds of smoke, here's what the perfect book actually says:

Then turned He to the heaven when it was smoke, and said unto it and unto the earth: Come both of you, willingly or loth (unwillingly). They said: We come, obedient. [41:11-12]

In reality Earth did indeed form from "smoke" particles. But these particles came from an exploded star, and according to the Qur'an, stars didn't exist until AFTER the earth was formed. Also, the Earth doesn't have a will of its own. And it can't speak.

Islam - The Religion of Peace

Da'Wank Man is back with a family-friendly version of the original censored video to explain the fascinating and complex history of Islam and its relationship with non-Muslim ideologies.

Joshua Feuerstein The Motherfucking Opera

By popular request here's Pastor Fuckstain getting operatic all up in your dick.

True Origins of the Qur'an

In this very accurate and culturally sensitive video, Muhammad (peace be upon him) explains the divine revelation of the sacred text to his beautiful wife Khadija. The local scribe Abdullâh Ibn Sâd Ibn Abî Sarh comes forth to offer his services, but in his ignorance, he decides to reject the unalterable truth of the Creator of the Universe. Thanks and praise to Hamza Tzortzis (peace be upon him).

Christianity Destroyed

Nate Cuntingham is the world's leading exponent of Moderate Christianity who asks for nothing more than for you to actually PAY him to be a full-time visionary.

In this video Nate Cuntingham, Sexybeetlemaniaxcs, Epileptic A. Greek, Shanna Poxy, Maute and friends demonstrate how to reassemble the broken fragments of their various moderate ideologies using SMUG MODERATE CUNT POWER.

Apologies to any non-cunt moderates who may have been inadvertently included.

-SyeTenAtheist

Matt Slick's Transcendent Asshole

Mr Slick explains his philosophically robust argument for the existence and nature of God.

Jaclyn Motherfucking Glenn

A tribute to some of the finest minds from the YouTube Atheist Community.

Featuring Jaclyn Shit, Cunt of Dusty, The Amazing Nonentity and Mr Rapezion.

And yes I was mashed off my tits on Benylin when I made this so those arm bones ARE upside down. Explain THAT you fucking evotards.

Sye Ten Apologizes for the Bubonic Spaz Storm

Without VenomFangX's autism or Gman's ADD and emotional neoteny, Paul Taylor's obesity, Matthew Bells forehead and Matthew4Nineteen's lisp this channel would not be possible.

Sye Ten introduces Bubonic Dunce

A tribute to this century's greatest logician, linguist, artist, musician and animator with the biggest and most best ever humility and IQ of anyone ever.

If anyone would like to explain exactly how I "made fun of seizures" or "attacked Bionic Dance FOR her epilepsy" that would be great. Otherwise, by all means, just tell me to go suck a big fat donkey dick or accuse me of "intellectual dishonesty" (whatever the FUCK that is) you saucy sex-pots.

100% Historically Accurate Adulterous Woman Story

In this video, Jesus guides his disciples through the convoluted moral maze of family values, faithfulness, punishment and forgiveness within the context of a strict, yet non-judgemental adherence to the Unchangeable Law.

Altruism the 100% Jesus Way

Hi Motherfuckers. In this 100% historically accurate video, Jesus gathers his disciples to review their loyalty and explains the key principles of Christian selflessness to Judas.

Big fat sexy thanks to +Wayne Hudson for providing the PHENOMENALLY accurate voice of George Galloway.

Additional thanks:
Inconsequential trading of cloaks for swords that will never be used, calling Canaanites "dogs", wasting an entire pound of nard when one drop behind the ear would be considered an extravagance, nonsensical parable about wise and foolish virgins, intolerance of beggars, etc. kindly provided by The New Testament.

BibleCuntingFuckFace: 20 Impressions in One Minute Challenge

This is ma sexy friend Timmy's entry for the 20 Impressions Challenge recently set by +superjoker

Brett Keane The Motherfucking Opera

Dis is ma tribute to da good old days when Brett was King of da Internet.

Sye Ten's Presuppositional Ice Water Bucket Challenge

Hi bitches. Today I is participatin in da motherfuckin Ass Hole Water Bucket Challenge after bein unceremoniously nominated by the Gaytheist Chef.
And don't forget to dig deep into yo ass.

Sye Ten's 100% Historically Accurate Resurrection Story

Some motherfuckers is mistakenly spreadin LIES dat the resurrection story contains many violations (or the total SUSPENSION) or Roman law.

In dis video I demonstrate dat the entire event ACTUALLY HAPPENED, so FUCK YOU.

TektonTV on Moral Bankruptcy

Sye Ten meets TektonTV

Today I get ma ass schooled by the most gifted evangelical animator in the world.

Burnshemian Rhapsody by Jason Burns

If this won't play in your country, try this with Chrome browser:
http://www.unblocker.yt/en/youtube-unblocker-chrome/

or THIS to download the video...
http://www.4kdownload.com/howto/howto-download-blocked-youtube-video

FREE MP3 at https://soundcloud.com/sye-ten

In celebration of our beloved Reverend's monumental contribution to academia and scholarship, Mr James Gardner and I are honored to present this token of our appreciation.

A special thanks to https://www.youtube.com/user/MrThatjim who provided the lyrics and donated his sound studio expertise and guitar SKILLZ to make the audio so FUCKING AMAZING.

Apologies for not including more of the many community members whose hearts have been touched by Reverend Burns, the undisputed messiah of YouTube.

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen is used for the purposes of glorifying Jason Burns.

Gman - the Motherfuckin Opera

Free MP3 here https://soundcloud.com/sye-ten

Today ma cute lil Gman is singin aboot destroyin da No True Scotsman Fallacy.

Big thanks to all da sexy bitches who submitted lyrical ideas:

Wayne, Karen S, Bubbly, Alex, Aalex, Bart, Heathens, Jade, Captain, SynthPatel...

...and many more who are too hot to mention without me spurting all over ma zip-up hoodie.

The PREQUEL is comin soon, so fuck you.

Jason Burns the Motherfucking Opera

Free MP3: https://soundcloud.com/sye-ten

Guess what, bitches? Ma sexy-ass friend Jay Bu has had a motherfuckin OPERA written aboot him!

Guest star appearance from AssholeMandias Ramses II

Comin soon is ma cute lil' Chocolate Atheist Opera, but it's takin a shitload o time.